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So I ended up spending my last day of the semester like this:

  • finishing my project
  • presenting my project
  • driving to Murr Town from Oceanside
  • talking with Wes while he made me lunch
  • full body massage - Thank you Wes.
  • driving home.

Now I will proceed to smell wonderfully and roll around on everything, until I decide to resume playing video games or start Wes’s promo posters.  

mystsaphyr:

“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”

mystsaphyr:

“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”

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(Source: nonparelle)

this just happened.

  • Me: did you hear they made The Addams Family a MUSICAL!
  • Mom: yeah, I saw the review on it, they said it was really good.
  • Me: shit well I guess that means I'm seeing it.
  • Me:
  • Mom:
  • Me: Aleyna you're coming with me.
  • A: NO WAY! I hate musicals.
  • Me: it's The Addams Family.
  • A: oh, shit.... well... I guess I'll go see it then.

In case you ever need to brighten your day: Best of Olivia Wilde's Twitter

  • Is it wrong that the only time I've been in the gym in the last month is to buy peanut butter smoothies? I try my best to lunge in and out.
  • A mosquito just bit my ass so hard it almost felt good. Except now I can't sit down without a hemroid pillow. #thanksmaryland
  • Wait I forgot - running smack into a blind man while texting - good luck or bad luck?
  • Auto-correct strikes again. My phone turns "fed" into "F'ed" which is awkward when telling my roommate I gave the dog his food.
  • Woot woot! Teen Choice Awards Nomination whaaaat? So awesome. Thank you guys very much. I'm glad teens like Dr. shows and not just porn.
  • I know I'm in New York when I find myself at Sing Sing at 3am karaoke-ing my balls off with a bunch of beautiful strangers... and pizza.
  • In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.
  • AAND my favorite:
  • Glad the rapture didn't happen since I just got waxed.
howrra:

tahnoseyeliner:

I’m going to use this on my research report. It’ll either make or break my paper

Truest thing I have ever read

howrra:

tahnoseyeliner:

I’m going to use this on my research report. It’ll either make or break my paper

Truest thing I have ever read

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For those who like my art

I have new stuff posted on my art blog.

http://wilddchilddsmile.blogspot.com/

I just need to know that everything is going to be okay…